Posts: 36
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 04 July 2001 14:35            

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> FW:People in other countries sometimes go out of
> their way to communicate
> with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list
> of signs seen around
> the world:
>
> Cocktail lounge, Norway:
> LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE
> BAR.
> >
> Doctors office, Rome:
> SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
>
> Hotel, Acapulco:
> THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER
> SERVED HERE.
>
> Booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
> COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR
> IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE
> CONTROL YOURSELF.
>
> Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
> WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE
> HORN. TRUMPET HIM
> MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR
> PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM
> WITH VIGOUR.
>
> Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
> TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT
> >
>
>
> Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
> GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER
> DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
>
> In a Tokyo bar:
> SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
>
> Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
> PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.
>
>
> Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
> THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING
> THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT
> YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
>
> Hotel, Yugoslavia:
> THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB
> OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
>
> Hotel, Japan:
> YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE
> CHAMBERMAID.
>
> Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
> NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF
> REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF
> ASCENSION.
>
> >
> An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
> TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
>
>
> Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
> WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
>
> On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
> IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE
> WELCOME TO IT.

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Posts: 1
Registered: May 2002

posted 27 May 2002 13:20            

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THIS IS MY FIRST VISIT TO THE FORUMS. AM I WELCOME TO IT?

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Dmitry Maksimov
Sexy Lingerie Boutique

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