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Topic: Signs
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slug Senior Member Posts: 36 Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 04 July 2001 14:35
> FW:People in other countries sometimes go out of > their way to communicate > with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list > of signs seen around > the world: > > Cocktail lounge, Norway: > LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE > BAR. > > > Doctors office, Rome: > SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. > > Hotel, Acapulco: > THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER > SERVED HERE. > > Booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: > COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR > IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE > CONTROL YOURSELF. > > Car rental brochure, Tokyo: > WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE > HORN. TRUMPET HIM > MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR > PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM > WITH VIGOUR. > > Sign in men's rest room in Japan: > TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT > > > > > Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: > GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER > DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. > > In a Tokyo bar: > SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. > > Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand: > PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM. > > > Hotel lobby, Bucharest: > THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING > THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT > YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE. > > Hotel, Yugoslavia: > THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB > OF THE CHAMBERMAID. > > Hotel, Japan: > YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE > CHAMBERMAID. > > Hotel catering to skiers, Austria: > NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF > REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF > ASCENSION. > > > > An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: > TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS. > > > Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: > WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. > > On the door of a Moscow hotel room: > IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE > WELCOME TO IT.IP: 213.68.199.145 |
DM Member Posts: 1 Registered: May 2002
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posted 27 May 2002 13:20
THIS IS MY FIRST VISIT TO THE FORUMS. AM I WELCOME TO IT?------------------ Cheers, Dmitry Maksimov Sexy Lingerie Boutique
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